Well, right now the guild is a bit desorganized, specially the website. So, I propose some changes.

We should organize events so we play together more often. I really enjoyed when the other day we went to IF and tried to defend the house for a while. I find it a bit hard to distinguish between events and missions, so I'll just put here the event ideas I got, but can't find a way to turn them into a proper mission.
Here are some suggestions.

-Lame Faggot Event

The other day Kingrd was talking about in-game marriage and I said it was for fags.
I was thinking, if we were to host a marriage and announce in the forums, begging the allies not to disturb us and not to kill us, they would try and ruin it for sure. If we used pigmy oils then it would be even better because everyone wants to kill gnomes.
What we would do is try and defend the people getting married from all the incomming allies.

-Some kind of contest between our guild members
I have no idea what we should do. It would be nice to do something like having to get from point A to point B, and there would be points for how you do it. Number of kills would award points, time taken would also award for how quick you were, not using mount would also give extra points, etc. But there is really no place which would be fair for all teams (number of allies would change and such).

-Ninja Raid
We could all get savory delight's and turn into ninjas and invisibility potions so we could turn invisible for 23 seconds. 
What we would do is go to stormwind or ironforge and try to go in as secretly as possible. When got to the entrance everyone would drink the invi pot and walk to the Trade Discticr/The Commons with invi on and appear out of nowhere with ninja costumes. Then we'd procede to kill the allies like good ninjas would

-Low level PvP Tournament

Instead of a lvl 80 tournament where gear means a lot I propose a lvl 12 2vs2 tournament. Everyone must be equipping  white lvl 12 gear bought from vendors and lvl 9-11 white weapons, shields and ammo from vendors. No enchants allowed or gear other than the one mentioned. Wands still need to be discussed.
The teams would be chosen randomly and so would the classes.




Bringing the missions back along with "Rent a Ratslayer" would be really nice. I got some ideas for missions, some we've been already doing, I just put them in mission form.

-Saving Grunt <name>
<name> was taken captive and is being held in The Military Ward, in Ironforge. Our agents were informed that <name> will be moved at <insert time> from the Military Ward to Stormwind Stockade via the Tram. During that time the alliance will disrupt the portals in their cities, so porting out of there is not possible.
Your mission is to get to Ironforge and retrive our Grunt, alive.

-Protecting the Bomb
At approximately <time> o'clock <name> will attemp to summon a Bomb into Ironforge, placed in the mistic ward where the ley-lines are stronger. This summoning will require lots of concentration, and the vibrations created by manipulating the space around that area will be enough to alarm all alliance nearby. Your job is to defend the house the bomb will be set in for 20 minutes, without letting any rats inside.

-Bluegirls do not like Rats
The Hyldnir are tired of watching the Sons of Hodir getting stronger and stronger with the rats helping them every day. They have recently hired our Ratslayers to put an end to any alliance rats attempting to assist the Sons of Hodir in any way.
Your mission is to exterminate any rats you find near Dun Niffelem and make sure they never return.

-"Aiding" the Cult of the Damned
As you know the Cult of the Damn is having trouble destroying the Argent Tournament. They are preparing an attack and are currently gathering their forces in Deathspeaker's Watch, but the Argent Crusade keeps sending their soldiers to disrupt the Cult's plans, so they hired our Ratslayers to deal with most of the invaders, the Alliance Rats. Our agents have also learned that they will be ready to "forget" our treaty and silence any of us when given the chance.
Your mission is to go to Deathspeaker's watch and exterminate any rats you find, also help hordling with the killing of any unsuspecting Cult members.





The guild itself also needs a bit of a restructure, the ranks need to be reorganized and the rules need to be rewritten.
First, the ranking system needs to become clear, how do promotions work and what are the benefits (lorewise/pratical). Everyone needs to be promoted to their according ranks too and inactive people should be demoted.
Doing active recruitment would also help, or at least give a clear message of what we do and what are our objectives.
The website's guild roster also need's an update, and the battleplan replaced with proper guild guidelines.

The forum also needs a big make-over. The forums that exist right now don't really suit our needs. I suggest we change them and get something like this:

Suggestions, Comments & Problems
-Anything about the website, Guild Management, etc.
General Discussion
-Non-warcraft discussion and random chat
Warcraft Discussion
-Warcraft-related topics that don't fit in other forums
Guild Relations
-Guild-related discussion including PvP and Guild Events
Guides & Theorycrafting
-Class, strategies, proffessions and UI related topics
Recruitment
-Applications to join Zylos Hand and important information