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Zylopfa : Greetings Lord Warzoid, I will most definately play classic. And I'd be happy to have you in Zylos Hand classic
Warzoid : Hail! Reading here it sounds like you'll play classic when it's out! I can't wait personally and I'd love to join you as a undead warlock if possible cheers! Not seen you around in ages, but current WoW is horrible :(
Zylopfa : I play on defias brotherhood atm but you can contact me at
Dagoroth : Zylo how do I get in contact with you my king?
Dagoroth : It's good to hear from you Zylo, after all these years. I will be slaying alliance rats once again in your glory ! So are you reforming the guild on Classic Server when Blizzard launches it?
Zylopfa : Dagoroth, i rember you fine cowdad! I play on playing vanilla for sure and have announced it on Battleground forum (former Battleground & World PvP). Hail And K!LL Good Lord!!
Dagoroth : Hey Zylopfa, I am Dagoroth the tauren shaman remember me? we used to slay alliance rats back in Wotlk. BLIZZARD JUST ANNOUNCED CLASSIC WOW SERVERS. ZYLOS HAND MUST BE REUNITED !!!
Yoyo : Filthy horde scum, i bet you quit the game after i chainrekt you on elemental plateu in TBC you probably quit after that, ill be happy to slay you endless times and make you quit again. FOR THE ALLIANCE!!!
Zylopfa : Greetings Lord Unfatala ofcourse I remember you, and its called Zylos Hand not Tyrs!! I am currently slaying on the realm of Defias Brotherhood. Hope to see you there!!!
Unfatala, UD : Hey Zylo! I was in your guild on Frostwhisper back in the day. Not sure if you remember me or not, but we were pretty active together in Tyr's Hand. Had an amazing time. Are you still playing and if so, on what server? Hail and K!LL
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Guild Hymn

Guild Hymn Voting

The Guild Hymn Song Contest (GHSC) is now closed for further contributions, now the votes shall be cast! To vote on your favorite, login to the site and vote from the votebox below.

You must be logged in to vote, and only 1 vote pr. person.

The winner of GHSC will receive a 2 month game card key as a small token of apreciation. 

Zylos Hand Guild Hymn

The new Zylos Hand guild Hymn "PWN Must Go on" is based on the catchy sone "Show must go on" by Queen and is as always composed by the Zylophian Troubadurs.

The Zylos Hand first Guild Hymn "Zylos Reign" is based on the popular song "Chocolate Rain" by Tay Zonday and is composed by the Zylophian  Royal Troubadurs.

We are looking for people to record the "PWN Must Go On" song and auditions will take place at this very place.

If you think you have what it takes, please submit your voice test in the form below. Sing some phrases of the song or maybe all of it and post the mp3 file.

Best singers will be put up on the site for people to vote on. 

 Instrumental version of the song here, to practice:
Click here to download mp3

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PWN Must Go On

Ally races - what are they living for?
Crying faces - I guess we pwn some more
on and on!
Does anybody know what they are whining for?

Another pala - another mindless bore.
benind the bubble, this killlll is minee
Break his spine!
Does anybody know what he is hs'ing for!
pwn must go on!
pwn must go on!Yeah!
Inside the rats are aching
My jaws might be breaking
But my mates, still fight on.

Whatever happens, we'll kill it first that Kalce
another jawbreak - another schorched rat-prince
On and on...
Does anybody pwn like Zylos anymoree?
I guess i'm camping
He must be logging now...
He'll soon be swiisshh, round the corner now.
Outside the rats are farming,
But inside at the guards they ache for pveee.

pwn must go on!
pwn must go on! Yeah,yeah!
Ohhh! Inside the rats are aching
My jaws might be breaking
But my mates, still fight on.
Yeah! oh oh oh

The Rats are smelling like a turd with lots of flies
Fairy elfs from yesterday, will ress and never die,
I can fleeeee, my friends!

The pwn must go on! Yeah!
The pwn must go on!
We'll face em with a grin!
We're never giving in!
On with the painnn!

We'll top their bill!
We'll overkill!
We have to find the kill to carry on!
On with the pwnn!


Hymn Zylos, Zylos Reign

Zylos Reign,
some go down and others flee in pain
zylos reign
A baby born will die before the king
zylos reign
the rats say he can't be here again
zylos reign
The vanish make you wonder where he went
zylos reign
Build a camp and set the world a'free
zylos reign
kill a rat and earn a hefty fee
zylos reign
Zoom the camera out and see them scared
zylos reign
Illidan was right, they're not prepared
zylos reign
They are all engaged at Quel'Zylos
zylos reign
Waiting there, to kill the lot of us
zylos reign
they are swearing they are calling names
zylos reign
post a thread of whine and you're insane
zylos reign

Your Contribution

Here you can post your contribution to the Zylophian National Anthem song contest.

You have to sing the song above, "Hymn Zylos" and post it in this form. 

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