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Too Disciplined for the Alliance.
User: Alkara
Date: 9/29/2009 8:41 am
Views: 3448
Rating: 0

"Although something of such is hard for such relentless battlemasters as yourselves to understand, I am grovelling at your feets looking for mercy, and possible salvation.

My name is Alkara, and this is my story. Along time ago, before the Dark Portal emerged, I was once like you. A female Undead Discipline Priest: Pure; Remorseless; Pristine; HORDE. However, the Horde started to become more caring and less forbidding than I could imagine. So as such, I hung up transcendance, and laid my character to a permanent rest.

When I decided to take up my mantle again, I remembered some of my old time colleagues who I had battled with in the past. Talking with them, I was shocked to discover that they were now part of the Alliance, a force I promised and vouched to kill at any given interval. They informed me that people on the "Rat" side where just as remoreless if not more so, and in my state of nostalgia, I joined them.

At first, things seemed okay. I even grew to love the beard of my dwarf, and their cursing was quite cruel, which enlightened me in one way. When the boats to Northrend emerged, my character became christened as Alkhazam, the Hallowed Shadow Priest. I was then informed that the insurgence of a new breed of hero: the Death Knight. Still invigored as an Alliance character, I let Alkhazam rest in the Shadows as was risen by the Lich King as a character with whom a few of you are aware of: Alkore. I vanquished many with my new found glory, earning him the title of Crusader Alkore, Champion of the Alliance.

At this stage you are probably asking: What does this rat want to do with us? Well it's a simple matter really. I took up the old mantle of my priest again, to find that things are not what they first seemed. I was seemingly tricked into thinking that all Alliance are heartless humans, much like the ones walking the streets of irl everyday. I was wrong. I had found a cult, or clan if you will, of equally like minded people. And even so, when I talk to these old comrades, things have changed in them. They care too much. They /hug and /love without sarcasm or intent to harm.

So I come to you now, grovelling. Alkhazam wants no more to do with the Alliance. He wants to be pure again. He wants to be remorseless again. He wants to be pristine again. He longs to be HORDE again. Soon, Alkhazam will have this exceptional piece of Goblin Engineering in work on his tainted body. Shadowform is a beautiful talent of a priest; it taints the character to the core. For Alkhazam, it tainted him too much.

If you were to find it in your hearts, to help Alkara, your trust and kindness will not be misplaced."

Other Information:

Name: Dan. // Age: 21. // Character: Soon to be Undead Disco Priest. // Reason for wanting to join: To once again feel revitalised in a game lacking exhiliration.

I tried to do this test, but it failed to work for some odd reason. oO So instead, I wrote a nicely sized RP piece. Hope this will do.

You can contact me in game if you so wish to recruit me. I haven't faction changed yet as I'm waiting on some money to come through.

Yours, Alkara.

Re: Too Disciplined for the Alliance.
User: Alkara
Date: 9/29/2009 9:05 am
Views: 0
Rating: 0

I worked out how to do that quiz. *points to College Network*

So just informing you. :)

Re: Too Disciplined for the Alliance.
User: Ambu
Date: 9/29/2009 3:56 pm
Views: 8
Rating: 0

I don't know if my word has any impact on this but i'd say yes if i had an officer rank :)

Re: Too Disciplined for the Alliance.
User: zylopfa
Date: 9/29/2009 8:11 pm
Views: 8
Rating: 0

Greetings Alkara,
The Zylophian Battle Masters have looked through your extensive application to join Zylos Hand. They where so impressed by the thoroughness and detail, that they immediately forwarded it to His Highness King Zylopfa The Omnipotent.

Let us start briefly with the ratslayer test:

-In regards to hunters, we in Zylos Hand have a tradition to kill the pet first, it makes for slower return-to-combat for the hunter once it ressurrects again.

-If / When we duel alliance rats for gold, we always pay what was agreed if we should be unfortunate enough to loose. The rats are the lowest kind of vermin and we shall not sink to their level.

The above was the most crucial items to point out in your ratslayer test, generally I can see that you have spend good time commenting the answers aswell as providing the correct multiple choice solution, for most of the questions.

Your answer to the question regarding the "Morgor" incident at Ring of Blood, was very good. You described your aproach in a way that I have only seen from true Zylophian Ratslayers, the key to this fight is to ofcourse assist Morgor, but also making sure that he gets the last hit on most of the alliance rats.

All in all you provided the Zylophian Scholars with a good ratslayer test, some errors which I hope you will take "ad notam". The thouroughness of this test and the detail in which it was completed fully make up for the small inconsistencies.

Your written application again show your attention to detail and your will to provide King Zylopfa with the needed intell and background in order for the assimilation process to commence as swiftly and trouble free as possible.

Based on the Ratslayer Test and your written application I King Zylopfa The Omnipresent, invite you to join The Ratslayers of Zylos Hand.

Hail And K!LL.
King Zylopfa The Omnipotent!

 

 

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