Greetings Hordelings and Alliance Rats,
We are at it again! It is time to honor our ancestors, the big magnet this year is Mooglade ( known as Moonglade to some), this once peacefull place where Tauren druids went for training and for slumbering in their barrow dens.

But alas, the once secluded and tranquil Mooglade has once again been invaded by the alliance rats. The alliance insist on gathering in Mooglade for honoring their ancestors and what unspeakable acts they perform all in the name of honor.

Our very own Cowdad (aka. Bull) Tornado is a very sad Tauren these days, his dog Omen, which hasn't yet been fully domesticated, is aparently the target for this years celebration in honor of the alliance rats ancestors. Every day the alliance rats aproach the barrow dens and with fireworks and spectacle they awake Omen from his sleep.

Omen ofcourse gets furious from this turmoil and utterly uncalled for invasion, the alliance rats has clearly missed the sign that says "Do Not Disturb - Omen Guards Here". For some sick and twisted reason the alliance do not run when aproached by Omen, instead in their belief that Elune will bless them, they start beating upon this poor defenceless dog.

Zylos Hand says no more! No more will the proud Tauren stand passive when invaded by the lunatic horde of alliance rats and their crusade to destroy the indigenous lifeforms of Azeroth and beyond.
Lead by the great Cowdad Tornado, in an effort to protect his dog, the Zylophian First Ratslayer Battalion are taking matters into their own hands!
All rats located in Mooglade for the remainder of the seasons celebrations, will be especially targeted for elimination, that regardless of their intentions toward Tornados dog Omen.

Zylos Hand call out for the rest of the Horde population, to act swiftly and with no mercy towards the alliance present in Mooglade from this time on.

The Zylophian Cartographic Society in association with the Zylophian Intelligence Agency have created a map of rat troop movement and important areas of strategic importance in Mooglade, Zylophian Troops will be stationed at important points such as flightpoints and other accessways to Tornados dog.

A copy of the map can be found attached to this post.


Let the Slaying Commence.

Hail and K!LL
King Zylopfa The Omnipotent.